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PatArray[PatArray.length] = new Patent('77582_-_Burglar_Trap','gif', '1/1/70', 'misc', 'I think I saw this on Scooby-Doo once.', '');
PatArray[PatArray.length] = new Patent('221855_-_Fire-Escape','gif', '1/1/70', 'misc', 'The first Air Jordans didn\'t sell well at all.', '');
PatArray[PatArray.length] = new Patent('535825_-_Device_For_Assisting_Infirm_Persons','gif', '1/1/70', 'misc', '', '');
PatArray[PatArray.length] = new Patent('556248_-_Saluting_Device','gif', '1/1/70', 'misc', 'Nothing impresses the ladies like being too lazy to tip your hat by yourself.', '');
PatArray[PatArray.length] = new Patent('268503_-_Building','gif', '1/1/70', 'misc',  'She\'s named Lucy, and <a href="http://www.levins.com/lucy.html" target="_blank">she has a web site</a>', '');
PatArray[PatArray.length] = new Patent('560351_-_Device_For_Producing_Dimples','gif', '1/1/70', 'misc', '', '');
PatArray[PatArray.length] = new Patent('92379_-_Rocking_Chair','gif', '1/1/70', 'misc', 'Sit down and relax.  Don\'t worry about the cobra, he\'s tame.', '');
PatArray[PatArray.length] = new Patent('748284_-_Method_of_Preserving_the_Dead','gif', '1/1/70', 'misc', '', '');
PatArray[PatArray.length] = new Patent('201038_-_Apparatus_For_Developing_the_Chest','gif', '1/1/70', 'misc', 'Never, <B>ever</B> be seen without your hat.', '');
PatArray[PatArray.length] = new Patent('586025_-_Combined_Grocers_Package_Grater_Slicer_and_Mouse_and_Fly_Trap','gif', '1/1/70', 'misc', 'I swear I saw an infomercial for this the other night.', '');
PatArray[PatArray.length] = new Patent('256265_-_Device_For_Waking_Persons_From_Sleep','gif', '1/1/70', 'misc',  '', '');
PatArray[PatArray.length] = new Patent('222368_-_Sheep-Protector','gif', '1/1/70', 'misc',  'The latest in Ovine dominatrix accessories.', '');
PatArray[PatArray.length] = new Patent('292504_-_Attachment_For_Locomotives','gif', '1/1/70', 'misc', 'Smacking horses to death with a giant steam-powered whip is just so much more humane than crushing them beneath a huge locomotive.', '');
PatArray[PatArray.length] = new Patent('766171_-_Apparatus_For_Signaling_From_Graves');
PatArray[PatArray.length] = new Patent('1144150_-_Protecting_Armor_For_Cycle_Riders','gif', '1/1/70', 'misc', '', '');
PatArray[PatArray.length] = new Patent('52405_-_Coffin','gif', '1/1/70', 'misc', '', '');
PatArray[PatArray.length] = new Patent('1150566_-_Revolver','gif', '1/1/70', 'misc',  'What time is it?  Why, it\'s time to die, Mr. Bond!', '');
};