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PatArray[PatArray.length] = new Patent('4833729_-_Shark_Protector_Suit', 'gif', '1/1/70', 'misc', '', '');
PatArray[PatArray.length] = new Patent('2929459_-_Combustible_Gas_Powered_Pogo_Stick', 'gif', '1/1/70', 'misc', '', '');
PatArray[PatArray.length] = new Patent('5387159_-_Continuous_Wave_Generating_Apparatus_for_Simulated_Surfriding', 'gif', '1/1/70', 'misc', '', '');
PatArray[PatArray.length] = new Patent('4671189_-_Nuclear_War_Group_Survival_Structures_and_Camp_Site', 'gif', '1/1/70', 'misc', '', '');
PatArray[PatArray.length] = new Patent('D205998_-_Automotive_Vehicle_or_Similar_Article', 'gif', '1/1/70', 'misc', 'Holy Intellectual Property, Batman!  The Joker might steal our design!', '');
PatArray[PatArray.length] = new Patent('4377249_-_Belt_Buckle_Gun_Holder', 'gif', '1/1/70', 'misc', 'You can have my gun when you pry it from my cold, dead...crotch.', '');
PatArray[PatArray.length] = new Patent('3557481_-_Firearm_Mounted_in_a_Shoe_Heel', 'gif', '1/1/70', 'misc',  'CONTROL reports that Maxwell Smart died today when his shoe phone rang, and he answered the wrong foot.', '');
PatArray[PatArray.length] = new Patent('2882858_-_Sanitary_Appliance_For_Birds', 'gif', '1/1/70', 'misc',  'Polly wants a diaper.', '');
PatArray[PatArray.length] = new Patent('3120359_-_Aircraft_With_Equi-Spaced_Power_Plants', 'gif', '1/1/70', 'misc',  '', '');
PatArray[PatArray.length] = new Patent('3129001_-_Inverted_Novelty_Mask', 'gif', '1/1/70', 'misc',  '', '');
PatArray[PatArray.length] = new Patent('3150641_-_Dust_Cover_For_Dog', 'gif', '1/1/70', 'misc',  'There\'s nothing worse than a dusty dog.', '');
PatArray[PatArray.length] = new Patent('3150831_-_Birthday_Cake_Candle_Extinguisher', 'gif', '1/1/70', 'misc',  'Pokemon with a purpose.', '');
PatArray[PatArray.length] = new Patent('3483572_-_Automated_Bathing_Facility', 'gif', '1/1/70', 'misc',  'Hot wax - $2 extra', '');
PatArray[PatArray.length] = new Patent('3962748_-_TV_Control_Device', 'gif', '1/1/70', 'misc',  '', '');
PatArray[PatArray.length] = new Patent('3154063_-_Combination_Hunter-Fisher_Survival_Kit', 'gif', '1/1/70', 'misc', '', '');
PatArray[PatArray.length] = new Patent('4909620_-_Novelty_Sun_Glasses_With_Information_Display_Members_Having_the_Form_of_Moose_Antlers', 'gif', '1/1/70', 'misc', '', '');
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